I was born on January 22, 1974. My Mother bore me. I started walking when I was 3 years old. Then I went to play in the sandbox in my backyard. All of a sudden an albino tiger sprang from the darkness and chewed off my little toe. When I was 7 I went to kindergarden. I graduated when I was nine. Then I dated Johnnie Stilton. His father was very wealthy and I wanted to marry him. Too bad he was 62.